Week of Love: Love Spammer

Think of me as retired, conspiracy theorist, and a redneck. I am now resident spammer, but this week I'm not filling your inbox with blonde jokes, I'm goin' for love. I signed up to pay it forward from my old high school buddy, volleyball wizard, and supercrafter Danielle. I'll be getting some homemade love from her, so here's how I'm passing it on:

First 3 people to respond to this post will receive something made by me. To you! It will be my choice and made especially for you. Just so we're on the same page, here's the details...

• No guarantees you will feel absolute true love, but possibly happiness, fervor, or chocolate.
• What I create will be just for you.
• It will be done sometime this year.
• You have no clue what it will be... it may be a story. Maybe poetry. Perhaps an article on how to reuse chicken poop in your garden. I may draw or paint something. I may bake something and mail it to you. Who knows? Not you! That's for sure.
• I reserve the right to do something extremely strange.

Requirements? You must re-post this on your blog and offer the same to the first 3 people who do the same on their blog. When you get your lovely homemade goods from Mrs. Olsen, post a picture on your blog so I know my love arrived without a hitch.

The first 3 people to do so and leave a comment telling me they did will win a heartfelt gift from Mrs. Olsen.

Tootles!