Mama Love

My mom is far far away
this Mother's Day....

I miss her so,
and if she were nearby, or down the street
I'd rub lotion into her cracking, hard as a saddle, catch-like-velcro
super dry feet.

With the finest water from the tallest alp

I'd boil black bristly brushes

then rush,

with sanitized brush

and make way for the scalp!

With mom on the floor

I'd sit on the couch, we'd lush

over a dumb girlie movie

while I brushed and brushed

She'd sit straight,

She'd smile

thirsty feet nourished

girlie dreams flourished

Then with fuzzed and fro-ed wishes

and tingly head

I'd put her to bed

and do the dishes.

Hurry home soon mom I miss you.  Happy Mother's Day!  I'll make it up to you when you get home. 

Much love from your daughter,

Mrs. Olsen

And in honor of all the other mothers in the world who suck, here's this: